Bert's farm was gorse covered and did not have much vehicle access, so he rode the bag of bones that was Cassius the stallion. This day I was looking for Bert and found hime by his broken down sheep yards, sitting on a stool massaging grease on to Cassius' penis! Cassius' eyes were not rolled back in pleasure though!
"What on earth are you doing?" I asked.
I knew a bit about horses and had never seen anything like this before!
Kit, a draft mare was transfered to Herbert from Beaumont Forest and we had used her to extract larch rails. Kit became redundant and was sold to Ralph Oaks, one of our workers and a guy who was interested in horses. He had decided to use Kit as a brood mare and taken her to Cassius for service. Apparently, when a mare has had enough of a stallion, she may kick out at him (a good groom should be aware of this - I was told). Kit kicked out at Cassius sticking him on his still extened penis (out of its sheath).
According to Bert, the penis wouldn't/couldn't retract into its sheath! And no, the grease wasn't to lubricate it so it would go back in, obviously, the extended penis was prone to sunburn, so he was slapping the grease on as a sunscreen!
Life really is interesting, don't you think?
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